Chapter 6: The item catalogue · Part 1

Seating

Where people sit. Seats are the most valuable thing you can build: standing costs a person 0.15 after a service, a seat earns them 0.05.

Box pew Choir stalls Floor sheets Meditation cushions Meeting bench Oak pew Prayer carpet Row of chairs

Box pew

Box pew $4,200

An enclosed pew with panelled sides and its own door, as Georgian churches rented to families. Seats eight.

Footprint
3 × 2 m
Seats
8
Upkeep
$30 a year
Looks
7 / 10
Traits
cherished after a year

Across the 80 traditions: suits 45, jars with 35.

Box pew: fit with every tradition

Fit runs from −1 (jars) to +1 (just right); a rule applies wherever the item is.

TraditionFitRule
Acts 29-1
African Methodist Episcopal Church+0.333
Ahmadiyya Muslim Community+1
American Baptist Churches USA+0.333
Anglican Church in North America+1
Arya Samaj-0.333
Assemblies of God-1
Association of Related Churches-1
BAPS Swaminarayan Sanstha+0.333
Buddhist Churches of America+0.333
Calvary Chapel-1
Catholic Church+1
Chabad-Lubavitch-0.333
Chinese Buddhist temple+1
Chinese folk temple+0.333
Chinmaya Mission-0.333
Christian Churches and Churches of Christ-0.333
Christian Reformed Church in North America+0.333
Church of Christ, Scientist+0.333
Church of God (Cleveland, Tennessee)-0.333
Church of God in Christ-1
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints-0.333
Church of the Brethren-0.333
Church of the Nazarene-0.333
Churches of Christ-0.333
Community of Christ-0.333
Community of Imam W. Deen Mohammed-0.333
Conservative Judaism+1
Coptic Orthodox Church+1
Daoist temple-0.333
The Episcopal Church+1
Evangelical Lutheran Church in America+0.333
Free Methodist Church USA-0.333
Friends United Meeting-0.333
Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of America+1
Gurdwara+0.333
Hindu temple+1
Independent nondenominational church-1
Indo-Caribbean mandir-0.333
International Pentecostal Holiness Church-0.333
International Society for Krishna Consciousness+0.333
International Swaminarayan Satsang Organisation+0.333
Jain center+0.333
Jain Vishva Bharati-0.333
Jehovah's Witnesses-0.333
Konko Churches of North America+0.333
The Lutheran Church—Missouri Synod+1
Mennonite Church USA-0.333
Modern Orthodox Judaism+1
Moravian Church in America+0.333
The Nation of Islam+0.333
National Baptist Convention, USA, Inc.-0.333
Orthodox Church in America+1
Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.)+0.333
Presbyterian Church in America+0.333
Reconstructionist Judaism-0.333
Reform Judaism+0.333
Religious Society of Friends (Friends General Conference)-1
The Salvation Army+0.333
Self-Realization Fellowship-0.333
Seventh-day Adventist Church+0.333
Shinto shrine+0.333
Soka Gakkai International-USA-0.333
Soto Zen center+1
Southern Baptist Convention-0.333
Sri Sathya Sai Organization of USA-0.333
Sunni Islamic Center+0.333
Tenrikyo+1
Theravada temple+0.333
Tibetan Buddhist dharma center+0.333
Twelver Shia Islamic Center+0.333
Ukrainian Greek Catholic Church+1
Unitarian Universalist Association-0.333
United Church of Christ+0.333
The United Methodist Church+0.333
United Pentecostal Church International-1
Vedanta Society+0.333
Vietnamese Buddhist temple+0.333
Vineyard USA-1
Yiguandao (I-Kuan Tao)+0.333
Choir stalls

Choir stalls $3,000

Carved stalls where the choir sits together facing across the chancel.

Footprint
3 × 1 m
Seats
6
Upkeep
$25 a year
Looks
7 / 10
Offered to
Christian traditions

Expected by Lutherans and the Orthodox, and needed (or a choir loft) to start a choir ministry. Seats the choir, not the congregation. Quakers discourage them.

Across the 44 Christian traditions: suits 20, jars with 23, neutral to 1, 12 expected, 9 discouraged.

Choir stalls: fit with every tradition

Fit runs from −1 (jars) to +1 (just right); a rule applies wherever the item is.

TraditionFitRule
Acts 29-1discouraged
African Methodist Episcopal Church+0.667expected
American Baptist Churches USA+0.667expected
Anglican Church in North America+0.5
Assemblies of God-0.5
Association of Related Churches-1discouraged
Calvary Chapel-1discouraged
Catholic Church+0.5
Christian Churches and Churches of Christ-0.167
Christian Reformed Church in North America+0.167
Church of Christ, Scientist-0.333discouraged
Church of God (Cleveland, Tennessee)-0.167
Church of God in Christ0expected
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints-0.167
Church of the Brethren-0.167
Church of the Nazarene-0.167
Churches of Christ-0.667discouraged
Community of Christ-0.167
Coptic Orthodox Church+0.5
The Episcopal Church+1expected
Evangelical Lutheran Church in America+0.667expected
Free Methodist Church USA-0.167
Friends United Meeting-0.167
Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of America+1expected
Independent nondenominational church-1discouraged
International Pentecostal Holiness Church-0.167
Jehovah's Witnesses-0.667discouraged
The Lutheran Church—Missouri Synod+0.5
Mennonite Church USA-0.167
Moravian Church in America+0.667expected
National Baptist Convention, USA, Inc.+0.333expected
Orthodox Church in America+1expected
Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.)+0.667expected
Presbyterian Church in America+0.167
Religious Society of Friends (Friends General Conference)-1discouraged
The Salvation Army+0.167
Seventh-day Adventist Church+0.167
Southern Baptist Convention-0.167
Ukrainian Greek Catholic Church+1expected
Unitarian Universalist Association-0.167
United Church of Christ+0.167
The United Methodist Church+0.667expected
United Pentecostal Church International-0.5
Vineyard USA-1discouraged
Floor sheets

Floor sheets $300

White sheets spread over durries on the carpet, four metres of them: room for eight to sit cross-legged on the floor, as people do in a mandir, a gurdwara, or a derasar. Shoes stay at the door.

Footprint
4 × 1 m
Seats
8
Upkeep
$60 a year
Looks
3 / 10
Offered to
Hindu and Sikh and Jain traditions
Traits
floor seating: people sit on it, and its seats count as seats
Building fit
counts in its own faiths' traditions where their rules name it (+0.5 expected or required, −1 discouraged or forbidden); otherwise left out

White sheets or durries, 4 m long, with room for eight: floor seating for Hindu, Sikh, and Jain congregations, counted as seats. Required at a gurdwara, where pews are forbidden, and at Jain Vishva Bharati. The cheapest seat in the game.

Across the 13 Hindu and Sikh and Jain traditions: suits 4, jars with 0, neutral to 9, 2 required, 2 expected.

Floor sheets: fit with every tradition

Fit runs from −1 (jars) to +1 (just right); a rule applies wherever the item is.

Meditation cushions

Meditation cushions $600

Four round zafu on square zabuton mats, in a row: sit cross-legged or kneel, back straight, and be still. Shoes stay at the door.

Footprint
4 × 1 m
Seats
4
Upkeep
$40 a year
Looks
4 / 10
Offered to
Buddhist traditions
Traits
floor seating: people sit on it, and its seats count as seats
Building fit
counts in its own faiths' traditions where their rules name it (+0.5 expected or required, −1 discouraged or forbidden); otherwise left out

Zafu and zabuton, four to a row: floor seating, counted as seats. Required where worship is meditation (a Zen center), which discourages pews. A shoe rack is expected wherever a Buddhist temple sits on the floor.

Across the 7 Buddhist traditions: suits 1, jars with 0, neutral to 6, 1 required.

Meditation cushions: fit with every tradition

Fit runs from −1 (jars) to +1 (just right); a rule applies wherever the item is.

Meeting bench

Meeting bench $900

A plain wooden bench seating five, arranged to face the other benches.

Footprint
3 × 1 m
Seats
5
Upkeep
$10 a year
Looks
4 / 10
Building fit
doesn't count (no distinct character)

The Quaker meeting bench, expected in every meeting house. Arrange them in a hollow square facing inward. Neutral for everyone else.

Across the 80 traditions: no fit (it has no particular character), 1 expected.

Meeting bench: fit with every tradition

It has no character of its own, so it counts for no tradition's building fit; rules still apply.

Fit runs from −1 (jars) to +1 (just right); a rule applies wherever the item is.

TraditionFitRule
Acts 29—
African Methodist Episcopal Church—
Ahmadiyya Muslim Community—
American Baptist Churches USA—
Anglican Church in North America—
Arya Samaj—
Assemblies of God—
Association of Related Churches—
BAPS Swaminarayan Sanstha—
Buddhist Churches of America—
Calvary Chapel—
Catholic Church—
Chabad-Lubavitch—
Chinese Buddhist temple—
Chinese folk temple—
Chinmaya Mission—
Christian Churches and Churches of Christ—
Christian Reformed Church in North America—
Church of Christ, Scientist—
Church of God (Cleveland, Tennessee)—
Church of God in Christ—
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints—
Church of the Brethren—
Church of the Nazarene—
Churches of Christ—
Community of Christ—
Community of Imam W. Deen Mohammed—
Conservative Judaism—
Coptic Orthodox Church—
Daoist temple—
The Episcopal Church—
Evangelical Lutheran Church in America—
Free Methodist Church USA—
Friends United Meeting—
Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of America—
Gurdwara—
Hindu temple—
Independent nondenominational church—
Indo-Caribbean mandir—
International Pentecostal Holiness Church—
International Society for Krishna Consciousness—
International Swaminarayan Satsang Organisation—
Jain center—
Jain Vishva Bharati—
Jehovah's Witnesses—
Konko Churches of North America—
The Lutheran Church—Missouri Synod—
Mennonite Church USA—
Modern Orthodox Judaism—
Moravian Church in America—
The Nation of Islam—
National Baptist Convention, USA, Inc.—
Orthodox Church in America—
Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.)—
Presbyterian Church in America—
Reconstructionist Judaism—
Reform Judaism—
Religious Society of Friends (Friends General Conference)—expected
The Salvation Army—
Self-Realization Fellowship—
Seventh-day Adventist Church—
Shinto shrine—
Soka Gakkai International-USA—
Soto Zen center—
Southern Baptist Convention—
Sri Sathya Sai Organization of USA—
Sunni Islamic Center—
Tenrikyo—
Theravada temple—
Tibetan Buddhist dharma center—
Twelver Shia Islamic Center—
Ukrainian Greek Catholic Church—
Unitarian Universalist Association—
United Church of Christ—
The United Methodist Church—
United Pentecostal Church International—
Vedanta Society—
Vietnamese Buddhist temple—
Vineyard USA—
Yiguandao (I-Kuan Tao)—
Oak pew

Oak pew $2,400

A 4-metre oak pew seating eight. Pews carry tradition and capacity, and moving them is a fight.

Footprint
4 × 1 m
Seats
8
Upkeep
$20 a year
Looks
6 / 10
Traits
cherished after a year
Building fit
doesn't count (no distinct character)

Eight seats in four metres: the seat of most churches and synagogues, a Shin temple's hondo, a shrine's haiden, a Konko church's worship hall, and a Vedanta Society's chapel. Pews you've had for a year, or that came with the building, become cherished, and taking them out starts a conflict (as a Hindu community that has bought a church finds in the temple-in-a-church scenario, though it passes). Any tradition that prays on the floor discourages them (a mosque, a Zen center, ISKCON, Jain Vishva Bharati), and so do the Orthodox; a gurdwara forbids them, since everyone sits below the Guru Granth Sahib. Still, standing costs far more than a discouraged pew. Pews can be cushioned in eight colours from Church → Church ($320 a pew, +0.02 comfort, replaced at full price every three years).

Across the 80 traditions: no fit (it has no particular character), 1 forbidden, 8 discouraged.

Oak pew: fit with every tradition

It has no character of its own, so it counts for no tradition's building fit; rules still apply.

Fit runs from −1 (jars) to +1 (just right); a rule applies wherever the item is.

TraditionFitRule
Acts 29—
African Methodist Episcopal Church—
Ahmadiyya Muslim Community—discouraged
American Baptist Churches USA—
Anglican Church in North America—
Arya Samaj—
Assemblies of God—
Association of Related Churches—
BAPS Swaminarayan Sanstha—
Buddhist Churches of America—
Calvary Chapel—
Catholic Church—
Chabad-Lubavitch—
Chinese Buddhist temple—
Chinese folk temple—
Chinmaya Mission—
Christian Churches and Churches of Christ—
Christian Reformed Church in North America—
Church of Christ, Scientist—
Church of God (Cleveland, Tennessee)—
Church of God in Christ—
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints—
Church of the Brethren—
Church of the Nazarene—
Churches of Christ—
Community of Christ—
Community of Imam W. Deen Mohammed—discouraged
Conservative Judaism—
Coptic Orthodox Church—
Daoist temple—
The Episcopal Church—
Evangelical Lutheran Church in America—
Free Methodist Church USA—
Friends United Meeting—
Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of America—
Gurdwara—forbidden
Hindu temple—
Independent nondenominational church—
Indo-Caribbean mandir—
International Pentecostal Holiness Church—
International Society for Krishna Consciousness—discouraged
International Swaminarayan Satsang Organisation—
Jain center—
Jain Vishva Bharati—discouraged
Jehovah's Witnesses—
Konko Churches of North America—
The Lutheran Church—Missouri Synod—
Mennonite Church USA—
Modern Orthodox Judaism—
Moravian Church in America—
The Nation of Islam—
National Baptist Convention, USA, Inc.—
Orthodox Church in America—discouraged
Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.)—
Presbyterian Church in America—
Reconstructionist Judaism—
Reform Judaism—
Religious Society of Friends (Friends General Conference)—
The Salvation Army—
Self-Realization Fellowship—
Seventh-day Adventist Church—
Shinto shrine—
Soka Gakkai International-USA—
Soto Zen center—discouraged
Southern Baptist Convention—
Sri Sathya Sai Organization of USA—
Sunni Islamic Center—discouraged
Tenrikyo—
Theravada temple—
Tibetan Buddhist dharma center—
Twelver Shia Islamic Center—discouraged
Ukrainian Greek Catholic Church—
Unitarian Universalist Association—
United Church of Christ—
The United Methodist Church—
United Pentecostal Church International—
Vedanta Society—
Vietnamese Buddhist temple—
Vineyard USA—
Yiguandao (I-Kuan Tao)—

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Prayer carpet

Prayer carpet $900

A row of prayer carpet four metres long, woven with arches that point the way to pray: room for eight to stand shoulder to shoulder, bow, and prostrate. Shoes stay off.

Footprint
4 × 1 m
Seats
8
Upkeep
$40 a year
Looks
5 / 10
Offered to
Muslim traditions
Traits
floor seating: people sit on it, and its seats count as seats
Building fit
counts in its own faiths' traditions where their rules name it (+0.5 expected or required, −1 discouraged or forbidden); otherwise left out

A mosque's seating: a row of carpet four metres long with room for eight, dragged out in rows like pews. Floor seating counts as seats, for capacity, growth stages, and which way the congregation faces. Required wherever worship faces the qibla; pews are discouraged there. Lay the rows, then use Face the qibla in Church → Church.

Across the 5 Muslim traditions: suits 4, jars with 0, neutral to 1, 4 required.

Prayer carpet: fit with every tradition

Fit runs from −1 (jars) to +1 (just right); a rule applies wherever the item is.

Row of chairs

Row of chairs $400

Four stackable chairs. Flexible, but they feel less like a place of worship to some.

Footprint
2 × 1 m
Seats
4
Upkeep
$10 a year
Looks
3 / 10

The flexible, cheap seat: four seats for $400 against a pew's eight for $2,400. The seat of SGI, Chabad, a Reconstructionist synagogue, Chinmaya Mission, SRF, and the Nation of Islam's lecture hall, and loved by Pentecostals and Quakers; moderately formal traditions (a Reform synagogue, a Tibetan center, Methodists, the Salvation Army) take them as neutral; the most formal (a Zen center, a Conservative synagogue, Catholics, the Orthodox) mark them −1. A few at the back of a hall that sits on the floor serve those who can't. Chairs aren't cherished, so you can rearrange them freely.

Across the 80 traditions: suits 35, jars with 15, neutral to 30.

Row of chairs: fit with every tradition

Fit runs from −1 (jars) to +1 (just right); a rule applies wherever the item is.

TraditionFitRule
Acts 29+1
African Methodist Episcopal Church0
Ahmadiyya Muslim Community-1
American Baptist Churches USA0
Anglican Church in North America-1
Arya Samaj+0.333
Assemblies of God+1
Association of Related Churches+1
BAPS Swaminarayan Sanstha0
Buddhist Churches of America0
Calvary Chapel+1
Catholic Church-1
Chabad-Lubavitch+0.333
Chinese Buddhist temple-1
Chinese folk temple0
Chinmaya Mission+0.333
Christian Churches and Churches of Christ+0.333
Christian Reformed Church in North America0
Church of Christ, Scientist0
Church of God (Cleveland, Tennessee)+0.333
Church of God in Christ+1
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints+0.333
Church of the Brethren+0.333
Church of the Nazarene+0.333
Churches of Christ+0.333
Community of Christ+0.333
Community of Imam W. Deen Mohammed+0.333
Conservative Judaism-1
Coptic Orthodox Church-1
Daoist temple+0.333
The Episcopal Church-1
Evangelical Lutheran Church in America0
Free Methodist Church USA+0.333
Friends United Meeting+0.333
Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of America-1
Gurdwara0
Hindu temple-1
Independent nondenominational church+1
Indo-Caribbean mandir+0.333
International Pentecostal Holiness Church+0.333
International Society for Krishna Consciousness0
International Swaminarayan Satsang Organisation0
Jain center0
Jain Vishva Bharati+0.333
Jehovah's Witnesses+0.333
Konko Churches of North America0
The Lutheran Church—Missouri Synod-1
Mennonite Church USA+0.333
Modern Orthodox Judaism-1
Moravian Church in America0
The Nation of Islam0
National Baptist Convention, USA, Inc.+0.333
Orthodox Church in America-1
Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.)0
Presbyterian Church in America0
Reconstructionist Judaism+0.333
Reform Judaism0
Religious Society of Friends (Friends General Conference)+1
The Salvation Army0
Self-Realization Fellowship+0.333
Seventh-day Adventist Church0
Shinto shrine0
Soka Gakkai International-USA+0.333
Soto Zen center-1
Southern Baptist Convention+0.333
Sri Sathya Sai Organization of USA+0.333
Sunni Islamic Center0
Tenrikyo-1
Theravada temple0
Tibetan Buddhist dharma center0
Twelver Shia Islamic Center0
Ukrainian Greek Catholic Church-1
Unitarian Universalist Association+0.333
United Church of Christ0
The United Methodist Church0
United Pentecostal Church International+1
Vedanta Society0
Vietnamese Buddhist temple0
Vineyard USA+1
Yiguandao (I-Kuan Tao)0

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